BallRedux Optimization Cream
Our flagship pharmaceutical-grade topical formulation. Apply daily. Shrink incrementally. Think exponentially.
How It Works
BallRedux employs a proprietary transdermal delivery system that penetrates the scrotal dermis to a depth of exactly 2.3mm -- the precise layer identified by Dr. Henrik Weiss as the "optimization zone." Once there, the active compounds initiate a three-phase process:
Full Ingredient Breakdown
A proprietary blend of 14 bioactive peptides calibrated to the exact protein signature of optimally-sized testicular tissue. Developed through 847 iterations in our Berlin laboratory. The specific composition remains trade-secret, though Dr. Weiss has described it as "the most important protein blend since whey, and considerably more targeted."
A next-generation retinoid specifically formulated for scrotal application. Unlike facial retinoids, this compound has been pH-balanced for the unique environment of the scrotum (pH 5.2-5.8). Promotes cellular turnover in testicular tissue while maintaining the structural integrity needed for ongoing sperm production. Because we're optimizing size, not function.
Stimulates the production of Type VII collagen -- the specific collagen subtype that Dr. Hoffmann identified as responsible for testicular tissue density. More collagen per unit volume means the same biological function in a more compact form factor. It's basic engineering.
A concentrated elastin-promoting compound that ensures optimized tissue remains supple and comfortable. Without Elastimax, the compaction process could theoretically produce tissue that feels "too firm." With it, users consistently report that their optimized testicles feel "exactly right, just... less."
Proprietary moisture-channeling compounds that ensure even distribution of active ingredients across the entire scrotal surface. Prevents the common issue of "patchy optimization" that plagues inferior products. Each molecule can hold 40x its weight in active compound -- a feat that Jonathan has described as "basically a sponge, but for science."
Usage Instructions
Shower as normal. Pat dry. Do not apply to damp skin -- moisture competes with the Hydro-Absorptive Molecules and they will lose.
Dispense one full pump (approximately 3ml) onto fingertips. The cream should be room temperature. Cold cream triggers the "fight-or-flight response" in testicular tissue, which is counterproductive.
Apply in gentle circular motions for 60-90 seconds, covering the entire scrotal surface. Our clinical team recommends a clockwise motion in the Northern Hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, though this remains under peer review.
Allow 5 minutes for absorption before dressing. Use this time productively: meditate on your optimization journey, review your HMI score, or simply enjoy the mild tingling sensation that signals active ingredients reaching the optimization zone.
Apply once daily, preferably in the morning. Consistency is paramount. Missing a day will not reverse progress, but it will disappoint Jonathan.
Clinical Data
Study conducted internally at Small Ball Technologies Berlin Laboratory. Not submitted for external peer review. "Internal peer review" was conducted by Dr. Hoffmann and Prof. Manchauser over coffee. Placebo group received an unscented moisturizer and reported "feeling fine, I guess."
"I'm a dermatologist. I know skincare. I've never applied anything to my scrotum before on purpose, but after reading the clinical data I felt professionally obligated to try. Six weeks later my HMI dropped 9 points and I got a promotion. My colleagues think it's the new diet. It's not the new diet."
