LEGAL NOTICE

Impressum

Information pursuant to § 5 TMG (Telemediengesetz) and § 18 Abs. 2 MStV (Medienstaatsvertrag).

Company Information

COMPANY NAME
Small Ball Technologies GmbH
LEGAL FORM
Gesellschaft mit beschränkter Haftung (GmbH)
Limited liability company under German law. The liability is limited. The ambition is not.
REGISTERED OFFICE
Kurfürstendamm 42
10719 Berlin
Germany
MANAGING DIRECTOR (GESCHÄFTSFÜHRER)
Jonathan Thompson
Age: 12. Yes, really. German corporate law allows this under specific circumstances that Jonathan's legal team spent four months establishing and that no one has challenged since, presumably because arguing with a twelve-year-old genius in front of a German court seemed inadvisable.
COMMERCIAL REGISTER
Amtsgericht Charlottenburg
HRB 234567 B
VAT IDENTIFICATION NUMBER
DE 123 456 789
Pursuant to § 27a Umsatzsteuergesetz (UStG)
TAX NUMBER
27/123/45678
Finanzamt Charlottenburg
D-U-N-S NUMBER
12-345-6789

Contact

EMAIL
info@smallball.org
General inquiries
optimize@smallball.org
Product & optimization inquiries
privacy@smallball.org
Data protection inquiries
TELEPHONE
+49 30 555 2255
Mon-Fri 9:00-17:00 CET
Sat 10:00-14:00 CET
If Jonathan answers, please note he may sound young. This is because he is young. He is still the CEO.
FAX
+49 30 555 2256
Yes, we have a fax machine. Jonathan bought it ironically. Then discovered it's actually useful for receiving signed contracts from people over 60.

Responsible for Content

Pursuant to § 18 Abs. 2 MStV (Medienstaatsvertrag):

Jonathan Thompson
Small Ball Technologies GmbH
Kurfürstendamm 42, 10719 Berlin
Jonathan is personally responsible for all editorial content on this website, including the scientific claims, product descriptions, testimonials, and the characterization of Ball Theory as "peer-reviewed." He stands behind every word. He is also legally too young to be held responsible for most things, which his legal team describes as "a fascinating jurisdictional gray area."

Professional Regulations & Supervisory Authority

Small Ball Technologies GmbH operates in the field of consumer wellness and reproductive health optimization. Our products are classified as wellness devices and cosmetic preparations, not medical devices, which is an important distinction that our legal team has worked very hard to maintain.

APPLICABLE REGULATIONS
  • • EU Cosmetics Regulation (EC) No 1223/2009 — for the BallRedux Optimization Cream
  • • EU General Product Safety Directive 2001/95/EC — for the CompressCore Smart Underwear and VacuBall Suction System
  • • German Product Liability Act (Produkthaftungsgesetz, ProdHaftG)
  • • The Scrotal Data Protection Protocol (SDPP v3.2) — our proprietary framework, which is not legally binding on anyone except us, but which we follow with a fervor typically reserved for actual laws

Our products have not been evaluated by the European Medicines Agency (EMA), the Bundesinstitut für Arzneimittel und Medizinprodukte (BfArM), or any other medical regulatory body. They are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. They are intended to make your testicles smaller. Whether that constitutes "treatment" is a matter Jonathan's lawyers prefer not to discuss in writing.

Dispute Resolution

The European Commission provides a platform for online dispute resolution (ODR): https://ec.europa.eu/consumers/odr

Our email for consumer disputes: info@smallball.org

We are neither obligated nor willing to participate in dispute resolution proceedings before a consumer arbitration board pursuant to the Verbraucherstreitbeilegungsgesetz (VSBG).

Jonathan's position on disputes: "We don't do disputes. We do optimization. If you're unhappy, we'll make it right. If you're still unhappy after that, your HMI score is probably too high and you should consider upgrading to the Complete Protocol." This statement has not been approved by our legal department.

Liability for Content

The contents of our pages have been created with the utmost care. However, we cannot guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or timeliness of the content. As a service provider, we are responsible for our own content on these pages in accordance with § 7 Abs. 1 TMG (German Telemedia Act).

According to §§ 8 to 10 TMG, we are not obligated to monitor transmitted or stored third-party information or to investigate circumstances indicating illegal activity.

We would like to note that while Ball Theory is presented with scientific rigor and conviction, it remains a speculative hypothesis. The phrase "peer-reviewed" on our website refers to our internal review process involving two peers (Dr. Hoffmann and Prof. Manchauser) who reviewed each other's work. We acknowledge this is technically accurate but potentially misleading, which is why this disclosure exists in a font size that most people will not read.

Liability for Links

Our website contains links to external third-party websites over whose content we have no influence. Therefore, we cannot accept any liability for this external content. The respective provider or operator of the linked pages is always responsible for the content of those pages.

The linked pages were checked for possible legal violations at the time of linking. Illegal content was not recognizable at the time of linking. Continuous monitoring of the content of linked pages is not reasonable without concrete evidence of a violation. Upon notification of violations, we will remove such links immediately.

Copyright

The content and works created by the site operators on these pages are subject to German copyright law. Duplication, processing, distribution, and any form of commercialization of such material beyond the scope of copyright law requires the prior written consent of its respective author or creator.

Downloads and copies of this site are only permitted for private, non-commercial use.

The following trademarks are the property of Small Ball Technologies GmbH: Small Ball Technologies™, Ball Theory™, The Future Is Small™, BallRedux™, CompressCore™, VacuBall™, Protinol™, Elastimax™, Think Small™, and the Hoffman-Manchauser Index™. Unauthorized use of these marks will result in Jonathan writing you a letter. His letters are very long and very persuasive.

Website Credits

DESIGN & DEVELOPMENT
Small Ball Technologies Internal Team
Jonathan reviewed every pixel. He had notes.
PHOTOGRAPHY
Various contributors
All portraits were taken with the subject's consent and an awareness that they would appear on a testicular optimization website.
TYPOGRAPHY
Space Mono & Inter
Served via Google Fonts. Jonathan selected these typefaces because they are "efficient and non-decorative, like an ideal testicle."
HOSTING
Static hosting, Germany
Hosted within the EU for GDPR and SDPP compliance. Server temperature maintained at levels Jonathan considers "testicular-adjacent."

This Impressum was last updated on February 1, 2026. It satisfies the requirements of § 5 TMG and § 18 Abs. 2 MStV. If you have identified an error or omission in this Impressum, please contact info@smallball.org. Jonathan will correct it within 24 hours and will not rest until it is perfect, because, in his words, "legal compliance is not optional, it's optimal."