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The Complete Protocol

BallRedux Cream + CompressCore Underwear + VacuBall System

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$149.00

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90-Day Optimization Guarantee

If your HMI score doesn't improve by at least 15 points within 90 days, Jonathan will personally call you to discuss what you might be doing wrong. Full refund also available, but Jonathan will be disappointed.

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Your package will be labeled "Artisanal Wellness Products" -- no testicular references on exterior. Contents listed as "personal care instruments." Your mail carrier will have no idea you're optimizing.

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Your payment information is protected by 256-bit SSL encryption and our proprietary Scrotal Data Protection Protocol (SDPP). We never store CVV data. Reviewed by German Federal Bureau of Testicular Commerce.

Order Summary

Subtotal $149.00

Discreet Express Shipping $12.99

Berlin Municipal Optimization Tax (8.7%) $12.96

Total $174.95

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